Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Carlsberg and Mentos

We all know what happens when you put Mentos in Diet Coke, but what about Carlsberg beer? An interesting experiment...


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

An old man lived alone in Ireland

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."


Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The Irish Blonde

The Irish Blonde. An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and excitedly yelled, “come on, baby, mama needs new clothes!”. As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.. “yes, yes, I won, I won!”. She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”. The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching”. Moral: Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all the men, are men.