A piece of rubber at the end of the stick

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus .... so shut the f**k up."

Two muffins in an oven

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Blimey its getting a bit hot in here." The other muffin says, "Aaaargh, a talking muffin!" ...

Carlos Mencia - F**king orgasms

Forgot slogan

Son of Bill Gates asks his father: - Dad, I'd like to try to have sex, what should I do? - That's simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally rent a president suite and she'll be yours. And that's all. - But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting ... - My boy... all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free.