Thursday, October 18, 2007

What do the letters for bra sizes stand for

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed! {A} - Almost Boobs... {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain! {D} - Damn! {DD} - Double damn! {E} - Enormous! {G} - GEEEEzus Christ! {F} - Fake


Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace .............. What do you think?"

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line..."


Wednesday, October 03, 2007

In Theory, theory and practice are the same...In practice, they are not.
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why.
Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.


Monday, October 01, 2007

Saying Java is great because it runs on all platforms is like saying anal sex is great because it can be done on all genders.