Chris Rock - How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

Do Big Boobs Float?

A guy calls up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO
YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it ..."

Midget Fight on the Jerry Springer show

What's wrong with the female brain

Scientists have finally discovered what's wrong with the female brain: On the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left...